You know when you go in a posh dress shop and they give you a large cardboard bag with rope handles. Those handles are long enough for cock & ball torture and other similar uses.
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S/M toys on a shoe string! The ball is a little larger than a Golf ball, plastic, hollow and has small holes all over. This ball is ideal as a gag. Simply thread one of those ‘rope handles’ or leather thong through the holes for a quick and cheap gag. Also foam rubber balls can be carefully drilled. Go to a pet shop for a large selection of small balls!
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Ever gone fishing for BDSM stuff in a fishing tackle shop?Whilst in France last year I bought loads of fishing weights and other stuff for SM use. I found some great fishing-line bells that clip onto the line and ring when you’ve got a bite. Great for nipple torture especially at Christmas. Also weights are great for adding a bit of tension to cock and ball torture. So use your imagination and go fishing .
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How longs a piece of rope? First of all, what do you need it to do? Just the cock and balls or the whole body? Yacht Chandlers, in particular Arthur Beale. 194 Shaftesbury Ave, WC2H 020 7836 5807 have the most amazing selection of rope and clips. If your suspending someone and there is an element of weight involved the ‘Bungee’ rope is advisable @ .68p a meter. They have a lovely shiny black polypropylene rope for .65p a meter. Want something different? Fishing net can be bought by the meter for £1.65. Get out of that!
White, soft and smooth ‘Magicians’ rope is only .28p a meter - ideal for CBT. From all good magic shops.
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You’ve heard of a ‘Bed of Nails’! Well, what about a bed of nettles. Gather a large bunch and swipe liberally across the buttocks, followed by any other part of the body you wish. You will be surprised!
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The pleasures of ‘Deepheat’ or other similarly named products will keep you warm on cold winter nights. If you want to be safe apply to a test area before slapping it straight on to the testicles or fanny! It will certainly hot things up!
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You can get clingfilm dispensers about half the size of a kitchen roll with a handle for easy dispensing around the body. Don’t ask me where you get them from. I’ve got one and that’s all I know! Probably a packaging company.
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Licorice bootlace is an excellent way to tie open the vagina, tie around the cock & ball or around the tits. Then get the dog! No! Just kidding! However, it could be eaten off by one or more people!!!
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Medical apparatus suppliers sell some really interesting items! For example pin wheels are under £5, disposable proctorscopes and speculums are cheap and enema bags are approximately £15. There are suppliers on and around Wigmore Street, London W1.
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Lets go for the obvious! Clothes pegs come in wood, plastic, metal etc. Or tiny ones for Christmas cards, they can be found in bright colours and in a variety of designs. Some pegs have a handy little hole at the end.
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A ready-to-travel disciplinary aid! Get a bottle of liquid soap and a baby’s dummy and just let that slave of yours say the wrong thing!
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If you are into playing messy games but do not want to go to the expense of buying sheet rubber then why not try a shower curtain. IKEA has a selection of colours and only £3 - and all that stuff is easily showered off!
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Here’s a new one for you - sensory deprivation - using ear plugs and a pair of tights! The plugs can be bought from any Chemist. Place them in the ears. Then take a pair of tights, cut off the legs, use the panty section as a gag (used ones add interest), use one leg as a blindfold and the other as a hood.
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You know those camping beds that fold-up into a bag (they do stools, shooting sticks and chairs too!)? Usually in green canvas! Well - I thought it would make a great bondage bed. Ankle and wrist cuffs can be clipped to the legs and rope moves easily under the structure. It is conveniently stored and great for SM play whilst camping!
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Interested in formulating a BDSM session whether it is private or professional? Get a card index box. Read everything you can get your hands on fact or fiction. Transfer your thoughts onto the alphabetical cards and duplicate were appropriate, eg - G for stocking used as a gag or B for blindfold. Just before or during the session whip a card out when you get stuck or need to elaborate.
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Decorators perforator (saw it on Changing Rooms!) which is a roller with spikes. Also a fly swat is handy!
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Here is a little inexpensive game. Get seven dice. Place one by the side of six instruments of torture. For example paddle, tawse, flat-tailed flogger, crop, cane and to add a little bit of interest make the last one a bowl of ice! With the seventh dice role their fate. Then using the dice by the implement roll the number of times to be implemented. Ice could be number of seconds it’s in place!
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You can buy these funny little weights with a clips on the end. They are for holding and displaying of a photo. Anyway great for nipples!
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This tip has come from Dave at www.playpenz.co. uk. Trouser-clip coat-hangers are great from nipple torture. You can buy them as singles clips also.
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A gag can be made out of a condom. Filling it with what ever liquid you like, and as full as you like.
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Broom handle used as leg spreaders. Cut to the desired width. Eyelet screw at each end and one on the middle - easy.
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A Spring Balance for weighing fish can be purchased from a fishing tackle shop. Tie up the balls and/or cock. Attach weighing device and increase the weight every session.
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A jock strap filled with any of the following items will make for an
interesting time for the wearer. Wire wool, nettles, small tacks pushed
through the fabric then taped at the back so they don’t fall out!
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This one will involve a little woodwork - but it’s easy! To make a bondage post get a piece of 4x4 wood to the height of your slave. Drill doweling size holes eight inches apart (as many as you like). Cut doweling into 18 inch sections and slot into holes. Make stabilisers for the post. Rope can be wound around the doweling and your slave will be secured.
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Lippy slaves should instantly receive your freshly removed knickers in their mouth. That will shut him (or her) up!
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Velcro strips, thick or thin, can be wrapped around the cock. The rough side will painfully dig in. So quick and easy to use and will easily fit any size penis. Tip by Lucy B.
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A zipper is a series of clamps/pegs threaded together on cord, allowing them to be placed on fleshy parts of the body and torn off with a single pull. The best way to find out what a zipper is? Experiment and try one!
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Most folks have seen the film Nine and a Half Weeks where they are feeding each other sat in front of the fridge. Sensations should not only be kept to oral but experienced by the whole body. Try ice cubes in lots of areas (especially after a good spanking), feathers and fur all over the body. Tiger Balm on the genitals is an interesting sensation! Wax strips are surprising. Why not wax the buttocks first, then put an ice cube
in the mouth and kiss it better!
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I was at dinner at a friends the other night and he had some serving tongs that had a sliding grip on them (so you can get a tight grip on your sausages!) Ideal, I thought, for CBT (cock & ball torture)!
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Electric toothbrush - need I say more!
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Exfoliating gloves used with tiger balm or deep heat or massage oil or ice cubes inside or perhaps you could think of something else!
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You can buy really, really large black refuse sacks from janitor/cleaning supplies shops. They are so big it's easy to put someone inside and fasten the top off. Just remember to give them a breathing tube and a pre-agreed gesture should they get distressed.
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My friend bought a vaulting horse from Ikea (£80 in children’s dept of
all places) and now uses it as a spanking bench. It has very handy draw to keep whips etc out of sight. A simple lock keeps them safe.
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Anyone heard of Space Dust? Childrens ‘snap, crackle and pop’ sweets? Great sensation for oral sex!
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‘Vemon’ lip gloss is available from all good department stores. The active ingredients are ginger and cloves - great for all oral adventures!
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Burlesque is all the rage at the moment, so why not buy yourself or your
partner some nipple tassels and get twirling!
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Hot wax! It’s fire - treat with respect. Drip almost anywhere on the body.
From a great hight is cooler. If hairy treat to a massage first as the wax
comes off easier. Remember hot feet trample wax into carpet. Beware!
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So you want to be a Domme (or a Master)? You've got the books and have a slave but really you want to SEE how it's done. Easy. Make yourself a member of a really good FEM/DOM site like www.theenglishdungeon.com as there are dozens of videos with everything from CP to electrics.
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The Cactus! Description: 6" wooden dowel rods littered with stainless steel needles/nails. Eyelets at each end allows it to be tied into any desired position.
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www.mistressvanessa.com suggested the use of a thin polythene shower cap for breathing control. Always arrange several signs to indicate the need for air!
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When the Robert Dyas catalogue arrived last week I was delighted to see they sell the battery powered bug bats £9.99. Great for electrifying arse whacking! Orderline 01372 367 511 or www.robertdyas.co.uk.
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Panties made into a hood - to be worn in private or club/party environment. Very humiliating especially if they ‘re worn ones.
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Some slaves like to be trampled on. To make it more of an experience, place a really rough doormat underneath them for a bed of nails effect. Be creative and experiment with other surfaces and textures. Run an ink roller over the soles of your heels and see where you have been!
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Ice domination in a club environment! Remove a cube of ice from your drink and place it in the hand/pants/mouth of your slave. Make him hold it until you allow him to drop it or it has melted! It hurts. Bbrrrrrrr!
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Dear Kim, I've been decorating and to save my hands I raided Tesco's household cleaning section. Their tough black rubber gloves are a delight (yellow packaging) but mine are now covered in silicone sealant (bath job), so I'm going to get some more at just over A POUND a pair(and you get clubcard points too!). Kisses, Lana.
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These are great! Suction Cup Set with pump at £22 are by www.trusseduk.com or buy from their stall at the www.londonfetishfair.co.uk. A set of eight glass cups that you suck the air out of - for use on areas like nipples and penis!
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Plastic panties are cheap and great for keeping places moist, slaves humiliated and they finish off an outfit off in an original way. For these items and more go to: http:// stores.ebay.co.uk/shop4pvc or www.shop4pvc.com
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Give your slave a New Year's resolution of keeping fit for 2006 - and the torture that brings!!!
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Oriental Nipple Clamps only £1. You could always make some with cocktail sticks and elastic bands! Go to: www.trusseduk.com website. You could always visit their stall at www.londonfetishfair.co.uk
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Anyone for tennis? The Zapper, a bat shaped implement, administers a short sharp shock. Great for killing flies too. It may be shaped like a paddle but it really only needs a light touch against the skin to apply the zap. Loads of evil fun without exerting yourself. Touch button control. Light power indicator. Two AA batteries provided. Colour may vary. Only £8.00 each www.trusseduk.com website. You could always visit their stall at www.londonfetishfair.co.uk
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Cat collar, with bell and leash is easy to attached around your slaves cock and ball. The lead can be left to hang out of your slaves flies, so that he is easily led around by his genitals.
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Riding crops are very cheap. They can be bought from most equestrian shops or go to: www.trusseduk.com website for a selection from £3 to £8 only. You could always visit their stall at www.londonfetishfair.co.uk
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Put a metal sauce ladel in the freezer and get the chop sticks out! Both great ways of torturing testicles!
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You don't need a new man! Just buy a set of six soft, but strong, differently styled black silicone shaft(cock) sleeves, to give you a variety of stimulation effects! Only £10.
www.fetteredpleasures.com/search/sleeves/prodcb341.html Or try http://fetteredpleasures.com/product/rubber_toys/prodCB22.html.
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The 'Celebrator' - transforms the humble electric toothbrush into a buzzing sex-toy that pleases places other brushes can only dream about. It comes in packs of three and should be compatible with virtually all makes of toothbrush. The vibrating 'head' has a number of different surfaces. It is a simple yet effective introduction to the pleasure of vibrational stimulation - without embarassment! http://www.passion8.co.uk/acatalog/MyCelebrator.html.
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Get a cork tile. Cut a circle in the middle. Make it big enough to get a cock and balls through or just the balls. Then pin the ball bag to the cork tiles using play piercing needles (available from medical suppliers)!
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The Viper is a wicked toy for horrid girls and boys. Just pull back the elastic, aim, release and hear the yelp as the rubber tip finds its target. Available from www.trusseduk.com.
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A massage with sea salt and oil is really lovely and invigorating. A friend of mine was telling me she is still vacuming the salt out of her carpet, a year on from when I gave her a massage. It's messy - put a towel down! Finish off with a very hot wet bath towel over the back.
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Be enlightened! Female ejaculation http://www.isismedia.org/. Could YOU be missing out!
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Pre code your slave with a set of six commands to be used at parties, private or clubs. Number one - bend over and touch your toes, two - on the floor on all fours, three - hold hands out, four - be quiet, etc, etc.
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Household chores should be left to slaves! This is how to tie your slave to the kitchen sink. Get a very long piece of 1cm elastic. Tie one end to the kitchen sink tap and the other around your slaves tackle! Make sure it stretches enough for him to get all your chores done in every nook and cranny of your home.
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After a good sound bottom thrashing administer a kiss on the buttocks with an ice cube in your mouth. You should hear a sizzling sound.
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Can't afford a Violet Wand? LLOYDS CHEMISTS are selling Tens Machines, that give an adjustable tingling sensation to relieve aches and pains, from under £15 in their sale. The pads of this hand held battery device can be placed on nipples or other 'sensitiive parts' of the anatomy to amazing effect......buzz off down to Lloyds then.
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When was the last time you had phone sex? Sounds corny, but when he/she's least expecting it, phone up and breath the sexiest moan down the receiver, saying: 'I was just thinking of you.' Then hang up. Make sure it's your partner who answers though!
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Get an emery board (nail file) or sand paper. Run the length of the emery board around and around the nipples. Very sensual.
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Get an old glove, a box of drawing pins and a roll of gaffa tape. Position the pins on the inside of the glove pointing out, secure them in place with some tape - then handle with care!
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The soundtrack from the film '300' makes great atmospheric dungeon music especially the track 'Submission'. http://www.amazon.co.uk
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When playing kinky games with leather equipment always remember to clean afterwards with antiseptic wipes. A little tip: then go over the leather with 'leather wipes' to keep the leather supple. It saves it going as stiff as a board!
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Ever need a bit more boob? Does your outfit need filling out? Fill a super strong condom with water to the desired capacity.
Game
I’ve found a saucy fun game for you sexy lot. It’s called Nookii and has been designed to generate rude fun - you don’t move around a board - you move around each other! All you have to do is pick a card and everyone’s a winner! www.nookii.com or write to them at Double G Comm’ Ltd. P O Box 31530, London W11 2XS.
