On September 17th Club RUB will be at Protocol (part of the FIRE complex), 6a South Lambeth Place, Vauxhall, London, SW8 1SP.

Whether your a school boy or girl there are lots of options.

1. Cartoon style with black eye, hair gelled high, sticking plaster on the glasses, freckles, oversized or tiny clothes. Bright colours too right down to the tie. Dennis the Menace jumper.

2. The Scrapper with cuts and grazes, plasters all over, torn clothes and cap on back to front.

3. Book worm with large glasses, cap on straight and a brief case. Don't forget the headboy badge.

4. Trendy. Pick any decade and follow the styles of the time. 50's shortback and side with long grey shorts and shirt. Worn with round National Health glasses. 70's long hair and wide tie with rounded laples on the jacket. Ultra short shorts too with a snake belt.

5. Summer style with straw boater and striped jacket, socks and pilmsoles.

Girls next...

Headmaster with a cane, mortar board, etc. Please note you must wear fetish trousers. No Normal trousers.